Gay
17 Year Old
Canada

wwhatevver-ampora:

onlinehumor:

lampsnake:

lampsnake:

WARNING This is the VERY pornographic sound of a human male MASTURBATING

Listen at your own risk…

23 thousand notes

thanks

christ

holy shit.

(Source: lampghost, via amijusttumblinalone)

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3 months ago

cannibalsuxx:

i hope ke$ha and lana del rey fuck next episode

(Source: ahsgifs, via queenbeereginageorge)

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3 months ago

spoopstagram:

babyblu3sedan:

prickstagram:

wen a hot man do the sing song image

what

wen a hot man do the sing song

(Source: weedjoke420, via sqveak)

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3 months ago
noveles:

Fav post every Christmas

noveles:

Fav post every Christmas

(via sqveak)

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3 months ago
ding-ding-motherfuckers:

cunicular:

im gonna puke

I think I just heard my vagina make the windows closing down sound

ding-ding-motherfuckers:

cunicular:

im gonna puke

I think I just heard my vagina make the windows closing down sound

(via queenbeereginageorge)

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3 months ago
dumbfricker:

i crashed my sleigh into the bridge i dont care i love it

dumbfricker:

i crashed my sleigh into the bridge i dont care i love it

(via queenbeereginageorge)

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3 months ago

isolde13:

pacificnorthwesternraindrop:

Gaga’s reaction to the people booing at One Direction

You know, my brother swim couch once went to one of her concerts and got trampled by a bunch of people and Lady Gaga saw it happen. She stopped the concert to pull her out of the crowd and bring her back stage for ice and bottled water. Lady Gaga is a saint.

This is so incredibly cool of her, I can’t even. 

(Source: germnotta, via klubvs)

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4 months ago

hitrecordjose:

What do you mean “servings per container”? 

If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving. 

That I will eat. 

Right now.

By myself. 

(Source: geniusbillionaireplayboy, via brainofbronwyn)

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4 months ago

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

(via brainofbronwyn)

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4 months ago

justcallme-molly:

What to say during sex

  • ooh
  • ee
  • ooh ahh ahh
  • ting
  • tang
  • walla walla bing bang

(via smokefollowsbeautybaby)

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4 months ago
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